April Fools!!

I didn't much like the April Fools joke Momma played on me this morning!  First she got me all excited about pancakes.  She let me mix the batter, and even crack the egg!  But when i cracked the egg and pulled it apart..nothing came out!  I was so confused.  The egg was hard boiled.  Then I went to play while the pancakes cooked.  When she called me to the table on my plate were the tiniest pancakes ever....and orange colored milk that I thought was blood!  I was very upset!  I even ran from the kitchen in tears.  You see, Momma had cleaned up the kitchen and hid the real pancakes, do i thought the tiny ones were all there was...and I was starving!